Sitcom Player Ratings - Ottawa Senators

Full of life, bubbly, perky, walks to beat of a different drum. These are all terms I would use to describe Jason Spezza. I truly believe that Spezza and Blossom are the same person in a weird Finkle is Einhorn kind of way.
We use characters from classic sitcoms as rating system for fantasy hockey performance in rotisserie, points and keeper leagues. It’s the ultimate fantasy hockey analysis.

Today we look at the Ottawa Senators using our patented Blossom Rating System. Enjoy!

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Sitcom Player Ratings - NY Rangers

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, and other times you just want fantasy ratings for the best players in the NHL. We use characters from classic sitcoms as rating system for fantasy hockey performance in rotisserie, points and keeper leagues. It’s the ultimate fantasy hockey analysis.

Today we look at the New York Rangers using our patented Cheers Rating System. Enjoy!

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Sitcom Player Ratings - Vancouver Canucks

A wise man once said “What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV.” What a fucking genius, but I bet that man never realized that characters from classic sitcoms would act as an excellent rating system for hockey player performance in fantasy pools.

Today we look at the Vancouver Canucks using our patented Full House Rating System. Enjoy!

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